Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Bathhouse 6: Big, Idiotic Children

Featuring: Kalenzo, Sula, Ariana


[10:03 PM] ColdToiletSeat: With no intention on staying in that mess any longer, the artist quickly wrung out his hair with a sigh.
[10:04 PM] ColdToiletSeat: Noticing the Dwabi out of the corner of his eye, Kalenzo turns to face him. "Ah, Sula... glad to see you made it out of there alive."
[10:05 PM] Kwakadeaux: "Whatever that was..." Sula lets out a sigh. "...Actually, Kalen-za...what was that?"
[10:06 PM] ColdToiletSeat: "I... have no idea..." He responded, letting out a bit of a laugh. "It was quite a mess, I'd say."
[10:08 PM] Kwakadeaux: "Truly..." Sula scratched his head, still not getting dressed yet. His soles still felt quite warm. "Leo-e said that..one of the women were watching us? I wonder..."(edited)
[10:11 PM] ColdToiletSeat: "I suppose they were..." Kalenzo commented, airing out his hair-tie as he leaned against the wooden clothing compartments. "I uh... wonder what they saw..."
[10:14 PM] Kwakadeaux: "Nothing...if he speaks of Vivi-e. She would never do that....And I would not think that Luna-o would..." The Dwabi struggles to recall the scenario, pacing past empty compartments as if unaware of the man's presence. "...Auri-i? No, she is just a child...."(edited)
[10:15 PM] ColdToiletSeat: "I- wait. Auri-i?" Kalenzo repeated in confusion. "Who's that again?" Please don't tell me he's referring to Auriel.(edited)
[10:16 PM] Kwakadeaux: "Ah, the little kitsu-ne in our group! Nanya-bi, pink hair..." Sula looks back towards Kalenzo. "Have you not seen her before?"
[10:18 PM] ColdToiletSeat: Oh gods... Kalenzo thought, his expression almost conveying a flinch. "Oh I have seen her before... I am, uh, quite familiar with her and her antics."(edited)
[10:20 PM] Kwakadeaux: "Antics.." Sula nods in recognition. He really would have to keep that fox away from his fiancée, lest she be corrupted by the little prankster. "Such a strange army we have found ourselves in, ha ha ha!"
[10:25 PM] ColdToiletSeat: Kalenzo let out a laugh as he started to get dressed again. Putting on his pants and boots and what-not, pausing mid-way through putting on his shirt to give the man a response. "Hahah... Quite a strange army indeed, my friend."
[10:29 PM] ColdToiletSeat: And to think that I've fallen in love with that kitsune... The bowman thought, his face starting to turn red from something other than the humidity of the room. He shook his head before starting to tie his hair back, waving off those thoughts. "...Say, I've got some of these cups of sake left if you're interested."
[10:33 PM] Kwakadeaux: Sula gives a shaky, rhythmic laugh to the bowman, putting a hand to his chest as he approaches his robe's container. "Ah, Kalen-zi, no, no, I..." He stops in place, taking a moment to think of the swirling confluence of past and future, choice and cost...Drinks with Kalenzo sounded terrible. But these were terrible times, and that was just what he needed. "...I would love to. All of it, ha." Sula extends a defeated "thumbs-up" to the man.(edited)
[10:41 PM] ColdToiletSeat: A grin crosses the man's face as Sula had a sudden change of heart. Throwing his cloak over his shoulder, Kalenzo places a shotglass full of sake in his hand before extending it towards the Dwabi as a sign of friendship.(edited)
[10:43 PM] Kwakadeaux: Sula starts getting into his clothes, using one hand to hurriedly get dressed and one hand to down the glass immediately. "Mmm...Mo Kwemo, Kalen-zo." With a bow of his head, Sula tosses the glass back towards Kalenzo, and finishes putting his pants on.(edited)
[10:50 PM] ColdToiletSeat: Kalenzo gives a nod in return before raising the same hand to catch the glass and place it back in the previously used compartment. Grabbing the last of the glasses, the bowman's stared drifted towards the still dressing Dwabi. Raising his eyebrows, he leaned against the doorframe of the back exit. "Ready to leave when you are."
[10:52 PM] Kwakadeaux: Sula throws his robe over himself , not even bothering to tighten it with the usual cords. He walks to Kalenzo's side, wearing the same shoes he had when he came in - none. "There is a back entrance this way...It should take us....somewhere, ha."(edited)
[10:53 PM] Wyvern Lord: On the other side of the barrier shouting can be heard faintly "Fucking humans ruining my night, taking all my drinks. Stupid princess better pay for it"
[10:56 PM] ColdToiletSeat: "Well, sounds like somebody's angry... and with good reason I suppose." Kalenzo commented, shrugging before taking a sip from one of the cups.
[10:58 PM] Kwakadeaux: "Yes, it has been quite the night." Sula takes another generous sip from a cup, looking back to the screen. He hadn't heard a voice so foreboding since---- The glass falls to the floor. "You?!" Sula takes heavy, plodding steps back into the bathing area, his robe trailing off from the sleeves like some kind of tribal cloak. "Is there nothing too low for you, Ayi-du?!"
[11:01 PM] ColdToiletSeat: Kalenzo was mid-sip as Sula dropped his drink, the resulting sound causing him to spit out whatever sake was in his mouth in a fine mist. "Sula?"
[11:04 PM] Kwakadeaux: "Answer me!" Sula stomps his bare heel into the wet floor, trying not to slip as he shouts into the screen. Hearing no response, he turns back to Kalenzo. "You might not belive me, sir....but I wonder if we were wrong about Auri-i."
[11:14 PM] ColdToiletSeat: "Really now?" Kalenzo wondered, raising his eyebrows at the man's words as he continued to lean against the doorframe for balance.
[11:16 PM] Kwakadeaux: "And...I wonder if she is still over there!" Sula shouts spitefully through the screen once more, walking even closer to it. "Lu-Mya!!" He finishes the glass in his other hand.(edited)
[11:21 PM] ColdToiletSeat: Kalenzo tries his hardest not to let out a snicker at Sula's shouts and screams at the mystery woman behind the screen.
[11:27 PM] Wyvern Lord: Ariana hears the yelling from the other side "What?!I can't hear you properly?!"
[11:28 PM] Kwakadeaux: "Come out, where I can see you!" Sula turns to the side, scrunching up his face. "....With clothing!"
[11:29 PM] Wyvern Lord: "Um... No thanks weirdo!" better get out of here
[11:30 PM] ColdToiletSeat: Kalenzo crosses his arms as he rests his slightly drunk head against the door frame in the corner of the room. This oughta be fun to watch...
[11:32 PM] Kwakadeaux: "I know it is you..." Simmering with rage, Sula saunters to the screen separating the rooms, and gives it a rough nudge. Then another. "...A Shatu never forgets!"
[11:33 PM] Abyssal John John: Jean went into the changing room as he quickly put his clothes back on not giving a second thought to what was happening before leaving.
[11:33 PM] Wyvern Lord: "A what never forgets? actually don't tell me, i don't wanna know"
[11:37 PM] Kwakadeaux: Sula finally manages to knock it down with one last tackle, sending it floating helplessly into the girls' side of the bath.(edited)
[11:39 PM] Wyvern Lord: Ariana watched as a drunken dwabi smashed a hole in the barrier right in front of her "Oh you're the idiot who was yelling out."
[11:42 PM] Kwakadeaux: "And you, are the idiot, who attacked my wife." Sula points at her with inebriated rage. "You attacked my friends...you attacked my hot bath!"
[11:43 PM] Wyvern Lord: "I didn't touch your bath!... And your wife!"
[11:44 PM] Kwakadeaux: "I SAW YOU DO IT, O DWAXO!" Sula's hands fly back to the sides of his robe, pulling it back over him. "You tried to kill her...In that Nanyo mountain-nest of yours..."
[11:49 PM] Wyvern Lord: "Hey! She tried to kill me first!... Or was that a different pink haired girl?"
[11:50 PM] Kwakadeaux: "But enough of that.." Sula braces an arm against the wall. "Why were you..p-p-peeping on penises?!"
[11:51 PM] Wyvern Lord: "I-I would never stare at your tiny dick!"
[11:52 PM] Kwakadeaux: "Then...why are you here? Why did the screen fall, Ayida?!"
[11:54 PM] Wyvern Lord: "I was taking a bath! It was your Horny wife who was peeking!"
[11:54 PM] Wyvern Lord: "And you made the screen fall weirdo!"
[11:54 PM] Kwakadeaux: "Liar!"
[11:55 PM] Wyvern Lord: "No you!"
[11:59 PM] Kwakadeaux: "Lowomi-nani-hi-Dyoiiti!" Sula rattles off some sort of Dwabi insult, before fumbling around at his robe. He withdraws a set of ornate paper talismans - a weapon Ariana might recognize from earlier in Freyzenese history - and readies it in his hand.
January 4, 2017
[12:00 AM] ColdToiletSeat: Oh boy, here it comes... Kalenzo thought, rolling his eyes as he stumbled away from the door, taking cover behind one of the walls of compartments.
[12:06 AM] Wyvern Lord: "Is that all you got? take thi-" She fumbles around for her sword not realising she hadn't brought it in with her "Uh... Take this?" She raises her fists
[12:11 AM] Wyvern Lord: "Bring it on ugly"
[12:13 AM] Kwakadeaux: "I will not say it again...Leave this bath, never come back here." Sula starts walking along the wall, as the talismans whirl around his arm. "And don't talk to me or me Vivi-e again."
[12:18 AM] Wyvern Lord: "I'll talk to your dumb wife whenever i feel like it! Dumbass!"
[12:20 AM] Kwakadeaux: A smoky, spectral pegasus emerges from Sula's arm and rides out throught he air...creating a large splash int he water.
[12:20 AM] Kwakadeaux: "...that was your last warning."
[12:23 AM] Wyvern Lord: "Haha! nice miss!" Ariana throws a punch at sula but it is about a foot wide and she falls into the pool "Stop moving so fast!"(edited)
[12:25 AM] Kwakadeaux: "Puny god...the Queen's reward makes me even faster!" Sula unleashes another attack, which is perfectly aimed...at Ariana's previous location.
[12:28 AM] Wyvern Lord: "Ha ha Stupid!" she says pulling herself out of the pool "Take this!" She kicks at him only to slip over and fall on her ass
[12:30 AM] Kwakadeaux: Sula dives out of the way of her strike, landing in the pool. He earches from within the steam, trying to find where she is standing. "Hmm...not bad..." But he can't find her.
[12:32 AM] Wyvern Lord: "I've got you now!" She jumps into the poll ready to punch him in the face but accidently swallowed pool water "Ack! guh! Bleh!"
[12:34 AM] Kwakadeaux: "Kalen-za!" Sula's glazed, glassy eyes are darting all over the room, even to the men's side. "Where is she?!"
[12:36 AM] Wyvern Lord: "bleh, guh" spits out water "I'll mess up your stupid face Dwabi!"(edited)
[12:42 AM] ColdToiletSeat: Kalenzo was tempted to continue egging on the fight, as the two of them seemed hilariously incapable of hitting the other. But, the two seemed quite keen on trying to tear out the other's throat until they succeeded. While that seemed like it would make for an interesting scene, the artist pushed aside his morbid curiosities and approached the waters. "She's here, but come now, haven't you two had enough?"
[12:44 AM] Kwakadeaux: "You do not understand, my friend, Kalen-za!" Sula points abruptly at the manakete, splashing her inadvertently. "Arian-nis a killer! She hunts down the innocent, all for...profits, and power, and...peeping!"
[12:46 AM] Wyvern Lord: She splashes him back in revenge "He's a liar! he and his wife are the perverts!" Splash splash(edited)
[12:48 AM] Kwakadeaux: "You..." Stung by the hot water in his face, Sula splashes back. "You cannot hide your crime!"
[12:50 AM] ColdToiletSeat: "You both are just acting like children... Big, idiotic, children... How does a compromise sound?"
[12:51 AM] Kwakadeaux: "Huu." Sula looks to the man curiously, struggling to stay upright (or awake) in the water.
[12:51 AM] Wyvern Lord: "Like what?"
[12:53 AM] ColdToiletSeat: "You both get a free hit on one another, if something too drastic happens, I can fix it."
[12:54 AM] ColdToiletSeat: "That way you both get to be happy and we can all leave before we have to explain and possibly pay for this mess."(edited)
[12:56 AM] Kwakadeaux: "Pff!" Sula bobs upright. "I find no happiness in this, sir...but if you insist." The talismans start spinning once more. "One hit....s'all I need."
[12:57 AM] Wyvern Lord: "No spells. that's cheating"
[12:58 AM] Kwakadeaux: "Hm!" Sula lowers his arm. "Then, no arrows."
[12:59 AM] ColdToiletSeat: "Perfect. One punch each then?"
[1:00 AM] Wyvern Lord: "Hehe, i'll beat your face in with one punch"
[1:04 AM] Kwakadeaux: Sula seizes the initiative, swimming over to her and drunkenly punching her across the jaw.
[1:09 AM] Wyvern Lord: "Ow" She rubs the opposite side of her face , grinning and mocking sula's weak punch "My turn" Ariana throws a powerful punch at Sula, she misses and slips over, head butting him instead(edited)
[1:10 AM] Kwakadeaux: "Hnnh!" The pain sends Sula reeling back into the low wall. "Poar-u..."
[1:13 AM] ColdToiletSeat: "Ah, there we go." Kalenzo commented, a smile on his face as he clasped his hands together. "I hope you two are satisfied, now let's all just move on and leave."(edited)
[1:14 AM] Kwakadeaux: Sula manages to climb out of the pool over the next 30 seconds.
[1:18 AM] Wyvern Lord: Ariana continues to wade in the pool while Sula gets out "See you later dwabi. I look forward to beating you up more later"
[1:21 AM] Kwakadeaux: Sula simply looks back with angry, suspicious, intoxicated eyes. Then he wanders out of the building.
[1:22 AM] Wyvern Lord: "I wonder if the barkeep will sell me more booze..."
[1:22 AM] ColdToiletSeat: Following him, Kalenzo gives the Dwabi a reassuring pat on the back before flicking the water on his hand away moments later.
[1:32 AM] Kwakadeaux: ===END RP===





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