Monday, May 15, 2017

Servant For The Day

Featuring: Freyr, Ariana, Merchant, "Ariana"
After threatening a merchant into giving her jewelry, Ariana runs into Freyr, who soon discovers how she looks down on humans but tries to befriend her anyway, offering to be her "servant for the day". Ariana asks him to get her more jewelry than he can afford, so he convinces an old shopkeeper that it the two of them are married and need jewelry for their "son". Though disgusted, Ariana agrees to play the part of a disgruntled wife as long as she can punch Freyr in the face afterwards. The shopkeeper, in turn, agrees to the discount as long as Freyr works shirtless to attract customers, which Freyr does - all while being insulted by the shopkeeper for being a terrible and unfaithful husband. Freyr then returns to Ariana and hands over the jewels, at which point they haggle and bicker about exactly how much Ariana was supposed to punch him, finally agreeing on one hard punch. 
As the manakete tries to leave, Freyr tries to learn why she hates humans and offers to help, but she throws a pendant at him and storms off. He tails her to an inn and runs into Ariana's daughter, tossing her the pendant and sending the girl falling from the balcony. Freyr catches her, tries to give her the pendant, and learns that she's Ariana's daughter and looks up to Ariana's edgy attitude. Though he tries to convince her that humans are not the enemy, the young manakete hurries back to her room before Ariana can catch her with a human. Freyr keeps the pendant.

[7:42 AM] Wyvern Lord: Setting: Concordia during the day, in the market place A small crowd had gathered around watching a grown woman yell at some small merchant man "You're gonna give me that pendant for free or i'll break your arms!" The merchant meekly squeeks before pushing it towards her "Good! Next time you try to con me i'll be sure to find you a nice grave" Ariana shoves the pendant and a collection of jewels into her pockets "Have a nice day shithead!" and she walks off in a huff, looking for a gullible idiot to sell them to elsewhere in the market
[8:11 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "There are nicer ways to handle things you know." Freyr was only a few paces behind her when he spoke.
[10:54 PM] Wyvern Lord: "Huh? who said that?" She turned around to face the man "Oh it's only a human... What gives you the right to talk to me scum?"
[10:59 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Oh? Are you not human yourself? Or are you 'more than human'?"
[11:02 PM] Wyvern Lord: "Oh i'm far more than human. I'm way better and far less disgusting than any human"
[11:04 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Then what are you, my dear?"
[11:08 PM] Wyvern Lord: "A Dragon thank you very much... And don't call me dear ever again"
[11:13 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "A dragon huh? One of my closet friends is a dragon as well, a female in fact. I should of known by the ears, your are a little cuter than hers though."
[11:19 PM] Wyvern Lord: She gives him a death stare "What's your goal here? Are you one of them human creeps?"
[11:20 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "No. But in all seriousness, there are better ways to conduct yourself and harassing store keepers is not one of them."(edited)
[11:23 PM] Wyvern Lord: "You're gonna instruct me on how to behave? HAHAHAHAHAHAH!" She's laughs in an obviously fake way "Listen shitface, I'm not taking any advice from a stupid human. I do what I want when I want"
[11:25 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "You'd go a lot farther if you are kinder to people. But no matter,I am curious on why you dislike humans so."
[11:29 PM] Wyvern Lord: "There's really not much to know to be honest. Us Dragons are powerful, beautiful and intelligent creatures and gifts from the gods themselves. Humans are stupid, smell bad and are wastes of air"
[11:30 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "That's a pretty extreme view, but I will agree that dragons are indeed very beautiful, powerful and intelligent."(edited)
[11:31 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "If not more so than humans."
[11:41 PM] Wyvern Lord: "Well i'm glad you agree. Now unless you want to buy this junk from me, piss off"
[11:42 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Hey hey, no reason we can't be friends. "
[11:43 PM] Wyvern Lord: "Why would I want be your friend?"(edited)
[11:48 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Having many friends from many backgrounds and skills is healthy. I can even be your 'servant' for the day."
[11:54 PM] Wyvern Lord: "Ok 'servant'. Go steal some jewels off that table" She points to a stall with a very wealthy merchant serving behind it "Then maybe i'll be your 'friend'"
[11:56 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: He tilts his head and places his hands on his hips. "Really? How about I just buy them and give them to you."
[11:57 PM] Wyvern Lord: "That works too. At least 1000 gold pieces worth will do"
May 16, 2017
[12:07 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: Damn, I only have 500, Having another dragon as an ally is insurmountable in the long run, I've got to steal one, it's worth it. Or... He nodded. "Sure, m'lady." He walked over to the merchant. "Hello ma'am, how are you today?"
[12:19 AM] DiurnalKnight!: The merchant is a much older woman clad in robes, all of which are dangling with gold and jewels. "Ah! Customer! Very very good, does anything catch your eye?" The old woman's speech is fast and eager-sounding
[12:23 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "You know, yes these jewels here are amazing and I've been eying them for the longest time. You see, my son is getting married and I wish to give to him the best jewels for his wife's ring. Unfortunately I only have enough gold for half of the cost of your jewels. Is there anything I can do to get you to lower the price?"
[12:26 AM] DiurnalKnight!: "Ha! Sorry sonny boy, I don't fall for scams!" She says, giving a hearty laugh
[12:28 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Oh come on miss, look, there's my wife over there. We just want what's best for our son. I can bring her over here but I don't really want to 'cause she already doubts me. Could you please help a man out."
[12:29 AM] DiurnalKnight!: The old lady calls out "Hiya! Pretty dragon woman, this man says he is your husband, and the two of you have made lots of good lovemaking to make a kid! This true?"
[12:30 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: He whispers to the merchant. "Really, you are going make her doubt me more!"
[12:31 AM] Wyvern Lord: She's turned away, and doesn't notice the merchant yelling at her(edited)
[12:31 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Here I'll get her."
[12:33 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: Freyr hesitates for a moment and shakes himself. "Ok ok play it off, she'll understand." He then solemnly walks over to the dragon. "Hey I need you to play along please if you want those jewels."(edited)
[12:45 AM] Wyvern Lord: "Play along with what? What did you say to that merchant?"
[12:48 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "I said that I need those jewels for my son wedding ring and I asked for a discount so I could buy them. I also said that you where my wife. You are already disgusted with me so that will play in to the fact I said that you are already doubtful of me."
[12:50 AM] Wyvern Lord: "... I don't like this plan at all. Can't I just yell at you right now instead?"
[12:51 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "She just needs confirmation that you are my wife first, that's all. Insult me all you want when doing so if you want. This can work."
[12:52 AM] Wyvern Lord: "Hmm fine, but i get to punch you in the face a couple times as well"
[1:06 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "I don't think I'll be alive if you do. Save it for afterwards ok?"
[1:11 AM] Wyvern Lord: "Was planning on doing it afterwards"
[1:16 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Ok. Great I can't wait." He turns and wipes his face in frustration. "Let's go."
[1:24 AM] Wyvern Lord: I guess it's worth it for the money Before going with him she quickly whispers "Touch me in any way and you'll be using your arms to walk home"(edited)
May 19, 2017
[9:58 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Oh I only dream, my dear." He whispers back He approached the merchant once more, this time with his 'wife'. "See here, this is my wife Clair. Now you've made be drag her on over here and she's not in a good mood anymore...thanks."(edited)
[10:11 AM] DiurnalKnight!: "Ah, good to meet you Claire! Strange to see a nice manakete woman with a human, eh?"
[10:12 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Oh don't get her started, she says the only reason she's still around with me is because of the kid."
May 22, 2017
[6:04 PM] Wyvern Lord: I'm going to kill this man once we're done here "IF I could I would have take little Jean Luc and ran away. Unfortunately running away didn't pay for his meals. Then again this moron I call a husband shiver could barely even put meals down anyway"
[6:06 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: He put his hands up, pleading "Please miss. If I can't make my wife happy, please allow me to make my son happy."
[7:15 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "Hah! Poor woman, you should get a nice man on the side."
[7:16 PM] Wyvern Lord: "Eh, i'll just wait him out."
[7:17 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "Well, perhaps I can arrange something for a woman with such a failure for a husband."
[7:18 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: He sighed. "Thank you very much."
[7:19 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "As long as those two are happy."
[7:20 PM] Wyvern Lord: "So are you gonna buy little Jeany his wedding ring?"
[7:20 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Yes, Yes I will." He presented 500 gold
[7:20 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "Indeed, but I will need collateral, in addition to the gold."
[7:21 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Anything. Just tell me what it is."
[7:21 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "Hm..." She begins to carefully examine him, thinking
[7:23 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: He was hunched over and had a submissive stature but his body said that he was fit and muscular.
[7:29 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "Do you wear jewelry, boy?"
[7:30 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Ah, no. Not other than my wedding ring."
[7:34 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "Hmph, as if you deserve it... Very well, you may have it if you take off your shirt and attract nice pretty young girls to my stand to buy Jewelry."
[7:37 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: At first he was surprised "W-what?" He turned to his wife."Will you be ok with this? I don't want to upset you more." He sounded more submissive, indicating that she was the dominant power in the "relationship".(edited)
[7:38 PM] Wyvern Lord: "Go ahead, I don't care. Just as long as we get our son his ring"
[7:39 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "Excellent! I am again sorry your husband is so useless, perhaps now he can do something right."
[7:47 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: He nods and he took off his shirt to a tan muscular body. He wasn't to muscular though, but he was clean cut and chiseled. gods it is cold(edited)
[7:50 PM] Wyvern Lord: Ariana looks away and vomits in her mouth a little "Good enough for you lady?"
[8:04 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "Indeed, at the end of the day if the extra money I make makes up for the extra gold, he can go."
[8:05 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "I'll meet you at home ok?"
[8:26 PM] Wyvern Lord: "Fiiiiiine, see you there"
[8:27 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "Good, now work! Dance for your dollar!" The old woman cackles a bit
[8:27 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "You want me to dance?"
[8:28 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "It's an expression, just attract customers."
[8:39 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Ok." He stood near the stall "Any pose suggestions?"
[8:44 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "Come on, you aren't that inept with women, are you? How did you seduce a nice girl like that if you can't even strike a nice pose on your own?"
[8:47 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "It was luck really." He does a standard flexing pose. "She really is the love of my life, and my baby boy, oh he's the best."
[8:47 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "Well, you hardly seem to be the light of her life. Shameful."
[8:51 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "I don't know what happened. At first we were so happy, and all of a sudden. A turn or the worst. I've been trying to make her happy ever since." He stuck another pose
[8:51 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "Bah, if you can't tell what made her unhappy, that's your fault."
[8:52 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "You're, I have to figure out why she dislikes me so."
[8:54 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "Too late now! She's probably making love to many attentive fitter younger men on the side already."
[8:55 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Now you don't have to me rude ma'am."
[8:56 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "Not rude, honesty."
[8:57 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: He had to keep his temper together, he didn't wish to blow this, so he stayed silent. Just play the part. No need to argue.
[8:57 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "Now now, don't worry, even if you two don't last I'm sure you can find another girl with a body like that."
[9:00 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "I don't want another girl..." he said quietly
[9:01 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "Really? You don't ogle the pretty girls in the streets?"
[9:03 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "No, I love my wife. Very much."
[9:05 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "You know very well I am not speaking of love."
[9:08 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "What do you mean?"
[9:08 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: He stuck a more casual pose
[9:10 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "Come now, you have a child, you know what I mean."
[9:10 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "That doesn't mean I don't love her, or my son."
[9:11 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "They are my joy."
[9:11 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "I am not saying you don't, I am saying you enjoy other things as well."
[9:12 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Well of course, I love my wife's body as much as I love her... ferocity."
[9:18 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "And what of other women's?"
[9:22 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "They exist. I don't really notice them anymore, my wife is all I need."
[9:23 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "You know, she's not here, there's no need to lie."
[9:26 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Ok. What are you tying to get out of me, I'm only telling the truth here."
[9:28 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "I like honesty, I know that men have one thing on their mind at all times."
[9:31 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "I have a few things in my mind. One being cold and the other is that I miss my wife."
[9:54 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "Heh, you are truly a dishonest man."
[9:57 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: I wonder what it would be like if I could manage the feat of being with miss dragon. "How much longer must I do this? You've gotten some customers."
[9:58 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "Like I said, until I make up all the gold you would have had to pay for it in extra sales. Unless you'd like to pay me some other way."
[10:07 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Hm...is there another way?"
[10:08 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "Well, that depends on what work you are willing to do."
[10:10 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "I can always spread the word about your shop."
[10:10 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "I can be pretty persuasive."
[10:11 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "Bah, that's what you're already doing, and if I let you run off you'll just not return."
[10:13 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "You haven't given me anything yet, I'll have to return to get my due."
[10:14 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "And how would I even know you were doing your job and not slacking off to let someone else do it? From your wife's speach, that seems likely for you."
[10:15 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: He straightened and stretched his back. I can't keep that up anymore. "If you get an influx of people, then you'll know."(edited)
[10:17 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "That could be do to any number of things!"
[10:20 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "I'll tell them a call sign to say, such as 'If you go to here and say Dragon's Cove, something will happen."
[10:21 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "And when something special doesn't happen? They won't buy anything! You are not a good merchant."
[10:23 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "You're being difficult."(edited)
[10:24 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "I am being practical, I feel sorry for your wife but I will not go easy on you."
[10:25 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Fine, what other method of attraction could I do? You a missing out on my true talent though."
[10:26 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "I never said it had to be attracting customers, you just need to make me money."
[10:30 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Well name it, Ill be able to do it."
[10:31 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "Well, I'm sure you could get girls to give you money for... Help."
[10:32 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Help?"
[10:33 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "Come now, don't play daft again."
[10:37 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: He olds his his hands up. "I'm not I'm not!"
[10:38 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "Then you know why you shirtless attracts female and sometimes male customers?"
[10:38 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Physical attraction I'm guessing."
[10:39 PM] DiurnalKnight!: "And you know what they want, and that they'll pay for it?"
[10:45 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: His eyes widened. "Oh no, I won't sell myself."
[10:51 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "I guess I'll go back to just being show."
May 23, 2017
[1:45 AM] DiurnalKnight!: "Bah, coward." She teases
[1:46 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Yeah, Im not courageous enough to sell myself." He laughed
[1:47 AM] DiurnalKnight!: "Come now, take a joke well."
[1:48 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Oh no, I found it funny."
[1:51 AM] DiurnalKnight!: "Excellent, good looking and a good sense of humor are a good combo."
[1:53 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Woah woah woah, don't start being nice to me now. Someone might think you're friendly." He teased back
[2:02 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "But thank you nonetheless."
[2:02 AM] DiurnalKnight!: "Hah, shirtlessness helps with your social appeal."
[2:03 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: He gave a thumbs up and a smile. "Well, lets see if that cant reel in some costumers no?"
[2:05 AM] DiurnalKnight!: Several hours later his debt is finally payed off
[2:06 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: Good divines, this took a while He stretches But its finally done. "Well that was something. I hope thats all you need."
[2:16 AM] DiurnalKnight!: "Indeed, unless you want a night without the wife nagging you."
[2:20 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: He laughed. "I haven't been kicked out of the house yet. So i'd have to pass. Perhaps if we split...maybe."
[2:29 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "But thank you for everything, sorry we got off to a bad start."
[2:34 AM] DiurnalKnight!: "Bah, I am that way to everyone who asks for free stuff."
[2:35 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "I wouldn't blame you."
[2:53 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "I am going to get going, thank you for the help, Miss."
[2:53 AM] DiurnalKnight!: "No need to thank me, just try to stop being a failure to your wife."
[2:55 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "I will. Have a good night." He began to walk on to the hotel
[4:04 AM] Wyvern Lord: Ariana was leaning against the front of the hotel; half asleep, waiting for Freyr to finish
[4:08 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: He walked up to her. "Hey" he said softly. "Hey I've your jewels."(edited)
[4:17 AM] Wyvern Lord: just waking up she says "Huh what... what took you so long" She puts her hand out "Give me 'em"
[8:14 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Here." He hands them all over "This was a fun experience and I am glad to have helped."
May 26, 2017
[9:40 PM] Wyvern Lord: "Well it wasn't fun for me I'll tell you that much" Slips the jewels into her pocket "Did make for a good chance to take some more gold though" she says as she pulls a bunch of expensive looking jewelery out her other pocket.
[10:42 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Right, thanks for playing along too, I know it must of been hard for you, so I apologize."
[10:50 PM] Wyvern Lord: "Now about that thing you promised me earlier; where you said I could punch you in the face a few times" She raises right arm, ready to give him a good beating "I'd like to cash that in now"(edited)
[10:54 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Hm I believe I said once."
[10:55 PM] Wyvern Lord: "No no no pal, we agreed on a minimum of 5"
[10:57 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "I agreed to no such number miss."
[10:59 PM] Wyvern Lord: "Listen boy, Let me give you at the minimum a broken nose and then you can a reward for helping me "
[11:01 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Eh id rather not have a broken nose."
[11:05 PM] Wyvern Lord: "How about a black eye? i heard that human women love a man with a rough look to him"
[11:09 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: He shook his head."Nothing in the face please."
[11:12 PM] Wyvern Lord: "Where else am I supposed to hit you then? Besides in the dick of course"
[11:18 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "I would prefer you didn't hit me but if you just must then the chest."
[11:36 PM] Wyvern Lord: "C'mon, this is supposed to be my reward. Just one black eye is all I need"
[11:39 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Your reward was the gold ma'am."(edited)
May 27, 2017
[12:46 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: He sighed "I would really not like to be injured but if it will stop you from going on and on, just hit me already."
[1:26 AM] Wyvern Lord: "Fucking finally" And with that she punches him with all her might in the face (on the nose) "That's for making me pretend to be your wife"(edited)
[11:12 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: He took the hit and stumbled to a knee, his nose wasn't exactly broken but it hurt. "There happy?" He grunted, standing up.
May 29, 2017
[12:13 AM] Wyvern Lord: She shakes her hand after the punch "Hmmm, not really. I expected a stronger reaction to be honest" She turns around and begins to walk off "If you'll excuse me theres someone I need to go see. And i'd rather not have them see me with some random human with a bloody nose"
[3:14 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Sure, I hope this person doesn't hate humans."
[3:15 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: He moved to sit down against the wall, around where she was standing.
[10:14 PM] Wyvern Lord: "Oh trust me they do"
[10:15 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Why do you hate us anyway? There had to be more than we are weaker. Something happen to you?"
[10:18 PM] Wyvern Lord: "No nothing happened, stop talking to me" She picks up her pace hoping he gives up
[10:21 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: He stands, perhaps a little to quickly. "Hey hey, you don't have to hold it in, it's best to talk about it."
[10:23 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "I know I am a mere babe to you but all in all you can heal better if you talk about it."
[10:27 PM] Wyvern Lord: Stop and turns around "You can't help me because I don't need help! Now stop trying!" She grabs a pendant from a pocket and throws it at him "Just take it and leave me alone!"
[10:31 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: He holds his hands up in surprise, catching the pendant. "What w-what? I don't...what is this? You can keep it. I just want to help ok? You can have this back." He looked at the pendant.
[10:43 PM] Wyvern Lord: She ignores him and turns down a street please Don't follow me
[11:38 PM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: Damn it, do I follow her? He looks at the pendant again. I should give this back but... After a few moments he shakes his head and follows her, biting his lip. I hope I'm not walking straight into a death trap, I have to be careful.(edited)
May 30, 2017
[6:00 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: He kept a little behind her, staying out of sight just in case some manner of danger awaited him down this path. Why would she throw this pendant at me?
May 31, 2017
[4:20 AM] Wyvern Lord: Ariana kept up her pace just, roccasionally changing direction throwing off anyon who'd be folling her before ariving at her destination. A small two story inn, all therooms on the second floor are dark except for one. Alright, I think I lost him she pushed the door open and goes inside(edited)
[4:31 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: Freyr stood quite a distance away. "Ok ok.... I walk up,' Hey here's your pendant, please don't kill me.'...right right that'll work." He wiped his face "Oh jeez he we go." He walked up and before knocking he looked through the window.
[4:45 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: Ok looks clear
[4:48 AM] Wyvern Lord: As the man walks up a voice can be heard from up above "Hey! Whatcha doing?!" A blonde girl half sticking out of the window waved down at him(edited)
[4:52 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: He jumped up a little "Oh!" He looked up. "H-hi. I have um I have..." He holds up the pendant. "Is this yours by any chance?"
[4:54 AM] Wyvern Lord: "I dunno, bit hard to see from up here. Throw it up so I can see it better!"
[4:56 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Ok get ready." He step back to get a clear shot "3..2..1.." It went sailing straight for her in an arc
[4:59 AM] Wyvern Lord: Unfortunately it bonked her on the head and she starts falling out the window head-first "Uh oh..."
[5:03 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: It took him a moment to process what just happened, at first he had placed his face in his hands because he was upset at himself for hitting her but when he removed them she was falling. "Shite!" He lunges forward and catches her. Her momentum pushed him onto his back. "Holy! Are you ok?"(edited)
[5:03 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: Hopefully this isn't one of dragon ladies' friends or something.(edited)
[5:06 AM] Wyvern Lord: She's completely unfased by what just happened to her. She reaches over and grabs the pendant "Hmmm... Never seen this before, sorry human guy"(edited)
[5:09 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: He shook his head, flabbergasted. "What? You just fell from a building! I hardly care about a pendant, are you ok?"
[5:12 AM] Wyvern Lord: "Hmmm? Oh I'm fiiiiine! I fell on some cushion... Oh whoops" She stands up and brushes herself off "Sorry for falling on you mr.human"
[5:13 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: He stood as well. "Yeah, I'm just glad you're not hurt, just...maybe stay away from windows or something."
[5:17 AM] Wyvern Lord: "...il where are you?" Called a voice back from the room where the girl fell out "Yeah I gotta. My mum will kill me if she sees me outside, Especially with a human"
[5:18 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Your mum?" . . . "Oh gods! Your mom!?"
[5:22 AM] Wyvern Lord: "Yeah she's the nicest, prettiest and smartest mother ever!... until you break the rules. Then she gets scary"
[5:24 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Yeah I can see that. Wait... why aren't you like 'I hate humans raaaaar'" He mimics an angry Ariana with a crackly low voice.
[5:25 AM] Wyvern Lord: "Well you are a little Icky if i'm being honest, you also kinda smell bad too"
[5:25 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Hey I do not!"
[5:27 AM] Wyvern Lord: "It's haaaaard to be like mother. She's so clever and cool the way she tells those people to get lost and when she punches them it's awesome"
[5:28 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Hm I wouldn't say being like your mom would be the best thing. It isn't good to hate anyone, much less an entire race."
[5:29 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Like, I don't hate your mom, even though she hates me."
[5:36 AM] Wyvern Lord: "Well humans are all evil and stuff"
[5:37 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Not all of them."
[5:38 AM] Wyvern Lord: "Whatever, I gotta go now. mama will kill me if she see's me out here with you" She open the door up and walks back into the inn "See you another time human guy!"
[5:39 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Right, maybe next time let's meet where your aren't falling out of a house." He joked(edited)
[5:40 AM] Wyvern Lord: "Thanks for catching me"
[5:41 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: "Anytime." He smiled and waved.
[5:49 AM] Wyvern Lord: She closes the door behind her and runs back to her room
[6:03 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: He shook his head and began to walk away. "Heh, I guess I have reason to keep this pendant." He smiled as he puts it on, tucking it under his shirt.
[6:03 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: Maybe I'll figure out why dragon lady hates humans another day.
[6:25 AM] Samson, Hero of the Sun: === endo ===