Friday, March 10, 2017

Xenologue 4: A Medium - High Quality Shitpost

Featuring: Little Ellis, Luna, Mini-Ellis, Mini-Salveon


jddaepicboss-Today at 3:13 PM

It was a fine sunny day in Tesamaaru Castle, the sun was shining and the birds were singing and kids like you should be burning in hell blah blah. Little Ellis was playing with her doll house, holding an edgy ninja and a magic white haired little girl up and having a conversation between the two. Everything seemed so happy... and everything changed when the door opened. Her big sister Luna walked in with a huge cake in her hands, and ran across the room...without looking at where she was going. In a terrible, tragic moment, Ellis knew destiny had set its course. It was too late to stop her sister's stampede. Luna kicked the doll house several metres away as she passed, and it smashed in two against a wall. Ellis breathed in. You can buy a new one, don't cry...! And then, a splodge of cake fell from the cake onto the white haired doll. Ellis paused. And screamed. "SISTER! YOU RUINED MINI-ME'S HAIR, HOW COULD YOU?!" Luna turned around, and shrugged. "Oh, it'll wash out, don't worry. You'll have forgotten this by tomorrow. See ya later!" She left, leaving Ellis and Chibi Ellis to themselves. Cradling her mauled doll in her arms, the infant leaned into its ear and whispered. "...Soon...they will fear us. I'll make her pay, I swear. Ahaha, aha, ehehehehehehehe~!" ==RP END==
I daresay that was a medium - high quality shitpost




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