Monday, August 22, 2016

54.1: Advice From a Hag

Featuring: Ariana, Elwyn

August 23, 2016
[6:06 AM] Wyvern Lord: Setting: the Richest ward of the castle, just outside the bedrooms of the team Y'ers. It is late at night and the only sources of light are the candles that line the walls(edited)
[6:09 AM] mango: "So this is where our other allies live...they sure have it easy, I can almost feel the expensiveness of this place..."
[6:11 AM] Wyvern Lord: One of the doors in the hallway opens up slightly, just enough for someone to peak out of Hmm... whats he doing here?
[6:12 AM] mango: "Sula better be enjoying his sweet time in his fancy room of his...that curse I got was the absolute worse..." Elwyn rubbed his neck.
[6:14 AM] mango: "Ah, well...at least it's over. I can finally talk again too, it was difficult communicating with Kazama..."
[6:16 AM] Wyvern Lord: Hey it's that guy. whats his name? Erwin? Erin? doesn't matter really, i can't have him running around here at this time "Pssst, hey you, come here"
[6:16 AM] mango: "Hm?"
[6:17 AM] Wyvern Lord: "Yeah you, get over here"
[6:17 AM] mango: "I'd oblige, but I don't really know you enough to listen..."
[6:18 AM] Wyvern Lord: "you're friends with Kazama yeah? he's my friend too"
[6:18 AM] mango: "Correction, boyfriend."
[6:19 AM] Wyvern Lord: "Cool, Listen here. he left something here last time he visited; you wanna help me carry it?"
[6:19 AM] mango: "Depends on what it is."
[6:20 AM] Wyvern Lord: Uhhh what should i say? he's not listening "It's a box full of books" Yeah thats a good one
[6:22 AM] mango: "...Yes, like he's the literary type."
[6:22 AM] Wyvern Lord: "I'm teaching him how to read better"
[6:22 AM] Wyvern Lord: "I'm a school teacher"
[6:23 AM] mango: "A school teacher that lives in the richest section of the castle?
[6:23 AM] Wyvern Lord: "Most of the time, no"(edited)
[6:23 AM] mango: "I'm sure in Kazama's eight thousand give or take years of living that he definitely knows how to read."
[6:23 AM] Wyvern Lord: "You'd be surprised"
[6:25 AM] mango: "Yes, yes. Gullible is written on the ceiling, then."
[6:25 AM] mango: "I'd like to be quick, as to not end up in this Ariana person's way."
[6:26 AM] mango: "I don't know what the Princess was thinking letting a dangerous person like her to be here..."
[6:27 AM] Wyvern Lord: *Damn it he ain't falling for that. Better use plan B* Ariana goes into her room she grabs a an empty box and takes it out. She missed Elwyn mention her name "fwew... this sure is heavy"
[6:29 AM] mango: "I don't hear any books in there..."
[6:29 AM] Wyvern Lord: "why would you..." Ariana walks closer "They're books"
[6:30 AM] mango: "And I'm a swordfighter." Elwyn holds on to his staff.
[6:33 AM] Wyvern Lord: She's almost there, 2 meters to go "Stop being so weird little guy"
[6:34 AM] mango: "You're the weird one here, acting suspicious in that cloak of yours."
[6:35 AM] Wyvern Lord: "says the man walking around in the middle of the night wielding his staff like a club"
[6:36 AM] mango: "Self defence."
[6:36 AM] mango: "I'm sure you've got more than just a box under that robe."
[6:38 AM] Wyvern Lord: "I got nothing to hide shorty" Ariana is half a meter away now
[6:47 AM] mango: "Quite...yet you still keep trying to approach me." Elwyn starts to back away.
[6:48 AM] Wyvern Lord: "Look, either you help me or i call one of the guards and tell them you were breaking into rooms"
[6:49 AM] mango: "I can shout and make a scene about how I'm being assulted by a thief."
[6:51 AM] Wyvern Lord: "One problem Shortround, I live here and you don't, you're armed and i'm not"(edited)
[6:52 AM] mango: "How can a cleric break into rooms then? I'm sure nobody here is dumb enough to leave their doors unlocked."
[6:52 AM] Wyvern Lord: "Unlock staff, duh"
[6:53 AM] mango: "Don't have one."
[6:54 AM] Wyvern Lord: "they don't know"
[6:55 AM] mango: "Why are you making this difficult? It's not as if you could've left without me knowing."
[6:56 AM] Wyvern Lord: "I just want you to help me carry these Books" I just want you to get over here so i can get rid of you(edited)
[6:57 AM] mango: "You can carry them fine."
[6:58 AM] Wyvern Lord: "It's a long distance away and i'd get tired"
[6:59 AM] mango: "Well I've already handled an experience I'd rather not have again, so I have to pass on helping you."
[7:00 AM] Wyvern Lord: "Well you shouldn't touch cursed items" Oh gods why did i say that?(edited)
[7:05 AM] mango: "Cursed items, hm?"
[7:06 AM] mango: "Well, I'm very sure that nobody knew about that, which only makes you more suspicious."
[7:07 AM] Wyvern Lord: "Ah, it was just a guess" Shit shit shit shit shit
[7:07 AM] mango: "Well, I kind of forgot what it was...do you know?"
[7:08 AM] Wyvern Lord: "N-no, i don't" If this gets any worse i'm just going to tackle him
[7:10 AM] mango: "Well, that's too bad. You already know, you're hesitating in giving your answer."
[7:11 AM] Wyvern Lord: "I Don't have to say anything. Leave now or else"
[7:19 AM] mango: "Well, you don't have to tell me twice."
[7:21 AM] Wyvern Lord: Ariana drops the box on the floor, it's emptiness becomes completely obvious. She then puts her hands on her hips "Good. Piss off you little shit. I don't wanna see your mug around here again"(edited)
[7:22 AM] mango: "Oh, whatever you brute."
[7:23 AM] Wyvern Lord: "And stay away from Kazama. He's much too good for you"
[7:24 AM] mango: "And I'm sure I'd love to take advice from a hag."
[7:26 AM] Wyvern Lord: "Pft, is that all you got scumbag?" A large grin appears on her face, clearly she's enjoying this too much "Just going to let you know that you're nothing to him. 10 years after you die he'll move on and you'll just be a distant memory"
[7:27 AM] mango: "Mhm. That's quite an emotional battering you're giving me."
[7:28 AM] mango: "I'm sure that's just your stone cold lonely heart speaking, but we all can't have a healthy relationships."
[7:30 AM] Wyvern Lord: "Ha! Thats a completely original comeback, never heard that one before, need to lie down and cry for a month"
[7:30 AM] mango: "Assuming you can."
[7:32 AM] Wyvern Lord: "Come oooon, is that all you have?"
[7:32 AM] mango: "I lost my voice for two days, I can't really bother with someone like you."
[7:34 AM] Wyvern Lord: "Just remember human; he can never truly love you"
[7:34 AM] mango: "He's shown more than enough to prove you wrong."
[7:35 AM] Wyvern Lord: "Heh, it's just fad. Trust me when i say he'll be over you within a year"
[8:59 PM] mango: "Well that's his choice to make and not yours to predict."
[9:00 PM] mango: "I know him more than you ever will, so save your energy on making inaccurate choices."
[9:02 PM] Wyvern Lord: "Believe what you want to believe human scum, it doesn't change fact"
[9:03 PM] mango: "Doesn't change the fact that you're devoting your time talking to 'scum'" Elwyn smiled.
[9:03 PM] mango: "You must really care about me if you're taking your time to tell me about how to take care of my own relationship."
[9:06 PM] mango: "I thank you for your thoughtfulness, but I'll have to decline your advice."
[9:13 PM] Wyvern Lord: "Whatever. Just piss off and leave me alone"
[9:14 PM] mango: "I'll be sure to piss off. Piss you off to be exact."
[9:15 PM] mango: Elwyn walked past Ariana. "I do hope we meet again, just so the idea of me makes you angry."
[9:16 PM] mango: "I'll return your kindness and pray to the Gods for protection throughout your lifetime."
[9:16 PM] Wyvern Lord: Finally he's leaving "I hope so too. I can't wait to kick your ass"
[9:17 PM] mango: "You can try."
[9:17 PM] mango: "Bye now~"
[9:17 PM] Wyvern Lord: "I don't really have to with you"
[9:18 PM] mango: "Then why are you continuing to talk with me despite wanting me to leave?"
[9:18 PM] mango: "Goodbye, again. Be sure not to call out for me again."
[9:19 PM] Wyvern Lord: "Okay then I won't. Just as long as you never come here again"
[9:22 PM] Wyvern Lord: hopefully the idiot gets the memo
[9:31 PM] Wyvern Lord: Ariana leaves elwyn, going the opposite way of him. thats another one I need to keep a close eye on
[9:33 PM] mango: "It's hard to believe I'll have to work with someone like her in the future...I wonder what the Princess was thinking having someone as brash and rude as her join us. Ah, no matter. I can always ask for assistance from Sula should anything happen."
[9:35 PM] mango: =End rp i guess but wyvern can add something if they want=



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